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Anonymous - Illinois

 

Food

Timmy, 5 - New Jersey

 

Grandparents

I was spraying some rose-scented Glade air freshener around the house, and Timmy asked "What is that, Mommy?"  I answered "It's perfume for the house. It can come in any smell you like."  Timmy made a face and said "I just hope you don't spray the one that smells like Grandpa."
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Anonymous, 7 - Arkansas

 

Death

While riding in the car, my son asked "Mom, what happened to that dog on the side of the road?" Turning to see a dead dog lying there, I thought quickly. This involved death and mortality ~ I wanted to choose my words carefully. "Well, son, that dog went home to be with Jesus." To which my son replied, "Momma, what does Jesus want with a dead dog?"
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Prek Grade Teacher - Michigan

 

Holidays

We were making hearts in class for Valentine's Day when one little Pre-K student said "I can't make any Valentines because I celebrate Hannukah.
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Jodi, 5 - Ohio

 

Pregnancy

My friend's daughter, Jodi, had just returned home from her grandfather's farm where she had witnessed the birth of five tiny kittens. Later that day, a pregnant neighbor stopped by for a visit. Jodi could not wait to share her thrilling news about the baby kittens. Holding up her 5 fingers, she said "This is how many kittens my Papa's cat had." Pointing at the neighbors belly she asked "How many babies are you having?"
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Samantha, 7 - New Jersey

 

Lessons

Prek Grade Teacher - Pennsylvania

 

Shocking

One of my PreK boys was using the bathroom when another PreKer walked in on him. She took one look at him peeing into the toilet and walked out with a perplexed look. I said "Alexa what's wrong?" She replied "You know, boys sure do have long pee pee's."
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Shaina, 6 - Ohio

 

Family

My little girl kept begging to help do dishes and I contiued to tell her she was too little. Tired of her asking, I finally let her stand on a chair at the sink, allowing her to wash dishes. After washing two saucers and a cup she left the job unfinished. I found her watching cartoons. I asked what happened. Sitting back in a chair, with her feet propped up on a stool, Shaina replied "I'm done. I don't like being the maid anymore."
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Anonymous, 7 - Michigan

 

Grandparents

I asked my granddaughter if she wanted to watch some TV. She replied "Sure, but no weather or history channels."
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Anonymous, 5 - Michigan

 

Art & Entertainment

Austin, 3 - Indiana

 

Shocking

We were planning my son's fourth birthday, so I asked him whom he would like to invite. Things started off well when he named his friends, Luke, Tommy, Sara. I only got worried when he finished off his list with Mr. Penis. I had to inform him that all of his body parts were automatically invited since they were part of his birthday suit.
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Becky, 5 - Michigan

 

Grandparents

Seeing his Grandma walk by in her underwear, my son asked "Why are you wearing Grandpa's underpants?"  Grandma wasn't quite sure how to explain Granny Panties to a five year old.
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Joey, 5 - Illinois

 

School

Joey, one of my students, was absent from school.  When he returned the next day he handed me a note.  I read the note and asked what was wrong. He replied, "I don't know." Confused I said "But your note says you saw the doctor." Joey answered "Yeah, but I couldn't understand a word he said." "Why?" I asked. Joey replied earnestly "Isn't it obvious?...I don't speak cursive yet."
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Yousef, 5 - New Jersey

 

Death