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Caidee, 8 - California

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My daughter Cassidy and I were talking about how their Daddy, Keith is part Portuguese. And my youngest daughter Caidee yells out "haha daddy's Pork n Cheese!" We all busted up laughing. She's always coming up with the funniest things to say! Thank you so much for featuring her in your first book. She just shared it in her second grade class again last week. She is so proud!! We are too.
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Spencer - Michigan

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Anonymous, 6 - Maryland

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My sister and I were watching President Obama's inauguration speech when I told her "This is history in the making." She looked confused and asked "why?" I explained "This is the first black President." She confidently replied "No its not, President Lincoln was." "What?" I said. She explained "Don't you know, he's black on the penny."
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Sophie, 5 - Maryland

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My Daughter Sophie asked me the other day, "Mommy, why are boys so mean? A boy in my class put a worm on my head." I replied "Well maybe this little boy might not hate you, he might actually like you." After a long silence Sophie responded by saying "but Mommy, Daddy likes you and you never have any worms on your head."
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Dylan, 9 - Illinois

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My son was getting headaches so I told him I wanted to take him to a Neurologist. Not liking doctors, he replied defiantly "I refuse to see an apologist." Believe me if I could find a doctor who could teach my son how to apologize, I'd be there in a heartbeat.
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Jean, 12 - New Jersey

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Jean was watching her two younger brothers fight over the Wii controller. They were screaming really loudly. I ran into the room and asked what was going on, and Jean immediately replied, "Politics."
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Anonymous, 6 - Maine

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Anonymous, 3 - Wisconsin

My 3 year-old grandson spent the night, and the following morning, I woke up to see him standing there, watching me sleep. I smiled and said, "Good morning, Sweetie!" He replied,"Grandma, I know what color your eyes are." I swelled with pride at his ability to identify color and said, "Really! What color are they?" He replied," White with red cracks!"
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Taylor, 7 - Utah

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Our family was staying on the 34th floor of a hotel. We were all sitting on the balcony when my sister suddenly became fascinated with a small bird perched on the railing. I asked "Why are you staring at that bird?" My sister replied "I'm trying to figure out if it took the elevator or flew up here"
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Shannon, 10 - New Jersey

Shannon was on a roll in Florida. As we were walking through Magic Kingdom, she saw the ice cream truck and I bought her an ice cream. She asked me why I didn't want one, so I told her that my doctor wants me to watch my weight. She responded "Come on, Mommy! Everyone in Disney World is chubby! You can be anything here!" I couldn't argue with that, so I ate an ice cream cone.
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Matt - Georgia

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My four-year-old son and I were at the beach tossing a ball back and forth that bounces on the water. Since he is so little, I try to throw it to him as much as possible. Only one time I made a slight miscalculation. My son looked at me with shock and announced to the entire beach "Mom you hit me in the Bullseye" as he pointed to his crotch.
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Skylar, 3 - South Carolina

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My three-year-old daughter peed on the floor in our hallway. When I asked her why she hadn't gone on the potty she looked at me as if it was obvious and replied " I had to make a pit stop."
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Sebastian - Virginia

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I caught my youngest son, Sebastian, walking out of the kitchen strawberries in hand leaving behind him was a trail of smashed starwberries on the floor. My wife and older son were out of the house, and Sebastian was the only person in the house who ate strawberries. So I was surprised when II asked him "Who smashed the strawberries all over the floor?" And he immediately replied "Mommy."�

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