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Eythen, 7 - Kansas

 

Art & Entertainment

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Kindergarten - Kansas

 

Shocking

I asked my Kindergarten class "What is a Politician." Their insightful responses included: A person who doesn't bite or hit, I person who has to be nice to lots of people, someone who pretends to listen to you than does nothing.
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Reece, 3 - Maine

 

Family

I have a three year old, Reece, and a two month old, Harper. Whenever the baby cries, my three year old says, "Mom, Harper's acting like a baby again."
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Nicholas - Arkansas

 

Body

The other night my sister came into town and we all went to dinner. She was wearing jeans with holes in them which my son noticed when she got up to use the restroom.  He looked confused as she walked away than said to me "Look, Aunt Ashton's jeans are broken."
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Anonymous - Utah

 

Religion

When I was a child I went to catholic school. One day I walked up my favorite priest after mass and said "Father Sproul...do you take a bath in holy water?" I thought this was a normal question. The adults laughed...but he bent down and replied "I havent yet, but it sounds like a good idea."
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Anonymous, 7 - California

 

Food

Anonymous, 4 - Illinois

 

Food

I was preparing some mini corn dogs for lunch one day when my six-year-old daughter decided to read the mini corn dog box to her little four-year-old brother. "There's fun in every bite," she read.  Immediately, my son grabbed the box and turned it inside out.  He had the biggest look of disappointment on his face when he couldn't find the fun.
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Marla and Jamie, 5 - New Jersey

 

Shocking

I overheard the following conversation between my two kindergarten students during recess: Jamie said "I'm so confused. What is sex?"  Without missing a beat Marla replied " It's a type of instrument. (Referring to a sax).
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William, 5 - Utah

 

Life

Cleaning the kid's bathroom like Jesus is coming, I discover a mutated nastiness beyond description. Upset, I point to the disgusting ojbect and ask my son, William,  "What's this?" He replies, "You know how you're always saying, 'there's some things I'd rather not know?' well, Mom, I think this is one of them."
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Raquel, 5 - Illinois

 

Death

While driving home, my little sister asked, "Daddy, are you going to die soon?" Confused he looked back at her in the rear view mirror and asked, "No, why?"  My sister replied, "Because you have a lot of gray hair, and Nick's dog just died.  Hee had lots of gray hairs too."
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William, 5 - Utah

 

Body

Out of the blue my son asked "How old do you have to be to have a broken arm?"  I responded "Um, I'm going with at least 90." My son asked "Years?" Confidently I answered "Yup." Still not satisfied, my son added "But some of my friends already had a broken arm and they aren't 90 years old."   Thinking quickly I answered "Well, they broke the rules and probably got grounded."
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William, 5 - Utah

 

Moms

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Hailey, 15 - Ohio

 

Animals

My niece recently recieved her drivers permit and while driving with her Dad, she suddenly swerved, nearly nose-diving into a ditch. Scared for his life, her dad yelled "What are you doing?" "I did't want hit that kitty that was on the side of the road" she replied. Looking back at the flattened cat her Dad replied "Hailey, I'm pretty sure the cat was already dead."
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Anonymous - Tennessee

 

Lessons

My daughter and I had gone over her school lesson earlier in the day when I asked her, "Sweetie, what word did we learn about today in our lesson?" She replied, "Pass interference." I smiled and replied "You were close, it was perseverance." Can you tell she comes from a football loving family?
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