Lani, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Love

Daugther:  How did I GET HERE?

Dad:  We took a LITTLE BIT OF LOVE from me and your mommy, MIXED IT UP AND GOT YOU

Daughter: DID YOU ADD MILK?

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Spencer, 2 - Michigan Award Winner

Body

While brushing my teeth in the morning my son opened all the BATHROOM DRAWS asking "DO YOU HAVE A SQUIRT GUN?"  I told him that MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE ANY SQUIRT GUNS.  He smiled opening the last draw and said "YES YOU DO" as he SQUIRTED ME WITH MY PERFUME BOTTLE until I thought I'd choke (I guess I was wrong)
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Lani, 4 - Michigan Award Winner

Body

While sitting around the dinner table, a CENTERPIECE OF WILDFLOWERS & WEEDS poked out crazily from the vase. Picked during her walk outside, our daughter said sweetly "Mom the FLOWERS LOOK LIKE YOU."  My wife was so touched by the sweet remark until our daughter continued "BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY"

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Kristin, 10 - California Award Winner

Love

Being SINGLE IS BETTER THAN BEING MARRIED WITH KIDS for the simple reason that YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE DIAPERS.  Of course if I was married with kids...I'd figure something out.  I'd probably just CALL MY MOM to come over for some COFFEE AND DIAPER CHANGING.
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Jake - Utah Award Winner

Travel

While TOURING DINOSAUR NATIONAL MONUMENT after DRIVING FROM FLORIDA TO UTAH, my son put his hands on his hips and scolded me "It took you SO LONG to get here, ALL THE DINOSAURS DIED"
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Josie, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Life

I was talking to my daughter about BUYING A NEW HOUSE so we could ALL HAVE BIGGER ROOMS.  She replied "Great now YOU AND MOM WILL FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO GET YOUR OWN BEDS."
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Lani, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Travel

Daughter: Dad if we go TO FLORIDA we TAKE THE HIGHWAY right?

Dad: Yes

Daughter: We're only GOING A FEW MILES so are we TAKING THE LOW WAY?

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Josie, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Body

While my wife RAN INTO THE MARKET I waited in the CAR with my newborn and young daughter.  The BABY STARTED TO CRY, so I explained to my daughter that "The BABY IS HUNGRY AND WANTS THE BOOB."  My daugther replied "Yeah, the only problem is THE BOOB'S NOT HERE she's in the grocery store."
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MacKenzie, 3 - Utah

Life

My husband worked part time at a PIZZA PLACE. He took our daughter to WORK WITH HIM and when I came home from work she said, "I worked hard today BUSTING TABLES" (bussing)
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Jack, 2 - Washington Award Winner

Body

Watching his NEWBORN SISTER having her DIAPER CHANGED, my son observed "My SISTER HAS 2 BUMS...A FRONT BUM AND A BACK BUM. 
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Christine, 9 - Louisiana

Love

You KNOW IT'S LOVE if you get one of THOSE DESSERTS THAT ARE ON FIRE...People in love like to order those because it's JUST HOW THEIR HEARTS ARE - ON FIRE.
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Jay, 6 - Montana Award Winner

Lessons

Eating at a FAMILY RESTAURANT, my nephew GREW RESTLESS and started climbing and running around.  His grandmother being very into proper decorum told him "You are DRIVING ME UP A WALL."  To which he replied "Well Grandma, WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"
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Anonymous, 10 - New Mexico

Body

Feeling NAUSEOUS, I went upstairs and laid down in my bed.  My daughter came up and STARTED RUBBING MY BELLY and being OVERWEIGHT there was a lot to rub.  With complete seriousness she said "Mommy WHICH BELLY HURTS THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM ONE?  Oh it doesn't matter i can RUB THEM BOTH.
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Max, 3 - Tennessee

Sports

My Son's NEW FAVORITE GAME IS TACKLE FOOTBALL.  Unfortunately his LITTLE SISTER is the QUARTERBACK FOR THE OTHER TEAM, and is OBLIVIOUS to this fact.  Guess it beats the EARLIER GAME OF THE DAY - BAMBOO STICK NINJAS
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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

You look familiar...have we met before? (Newborn Twins)

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
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Yeah I'm a baby magnet and I know it

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OMG your bald spot is showing

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Mommy told me to clean my act up...so I'm trying

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