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Nathan, 8 - Michigan

Shocking

At a family gathering, we got into a discussion about religion. I asked a sister-in-law "Do you believe in heaven and hell?"  My 8-year-old son said excitedly, "Mommy said a swear word." He was thrilled he had caught me. "No, Nathan," I said, "it isn't a swear word if you are talking about the place. You know about that place, right?"  He replied. "Sure, that's where all the bacon is." The adults stared at him. "The bacon?" I asked.  He answered "Yeah, you know, bacon in hell!" (Bake in Hell).
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