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Nick, 3 - Nebraska

Shocking

Dad and Nick were in the locker room of the local gym changing to go swimming.  While getting into their bathing suits, Nick looked at Dad and asked, "Dad, why is your peepee so much bigger than mine? Dad quickly explained, "Because I am an adult, and you're a little boy.  When you grow up all of your body parts will also get bigger, and you will be big just like me."  Nick didn't say much at first then curiously looked around the locker room.  He spotted another man who was also changing and watched him for a bit.  Then he turned to Dad and asked, "Dad, why is that man's peepee so much bigger than yours?" Dad didn't say much in response. Instead, he took Nick by his hand, gathered up all of his belongings and proceeded straight to the family changing room.
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