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Kiley, 5 - Nevada

Shocking

Our family was eating dinner at a local restaurant one evening.  Kiley, our daughter, was hungry and tired and in rare form.  She had a bad habit of putting her fingers and objects in people's faces.  That night, she put her crayon in my face, and I said nicely "Don't put things in mommy's face."  A few moments later, her finger popped up in front of my nose so I gently grabbed it with my teeth.  Later a french fry popped up, and I stated firmly "I will eat that french fry."  Kiley turned to me, with a grin and said just as firmly "And I will certainly kick your ass". We were laughing so hard I couldn't even yell at her for saying "ass".
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