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Dylan, 9 - Illinois

Shocking

My son has a habit of peeing his pants a little when he gets really scared.  One day we were in a restaurant waiting to be seated, and he was holding onto the beeper device that vibrates when your table is ready.  After about ten minutes of sitting around, my son suddenly perked up and shouted "Either my peenie is tingling in fear or our table is ready." 
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