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Anonymous, 9 - North Carolina

Shocking

I was playing around with the kids of some friends of friends in the pool. I was tossing them around (they were all competent swimmers), and they were trying to drown me. I told one boy, in a friendly tone, 'you're a pesky little thing, did you know that?"  He looked at me and replied "Did you know you just hit me in the penis with your knee?"  Every adult onlooker just about crapped themselves laughing.
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