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My two daughters, three and five years-old, were jumping on the bed.  I was trying to discourage them from doing this and said "Girls you are going to knock the snot out of your noses if you keeping jumping like that."  My three year-old promptly asked "What is snot?"  My five year-old confidently answered "Its Spanish for boogers."
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