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Anonymous - Kansas


I was trying to get the last of the ketchup out of the bottle for my daughter's lunch, and it was quickly become a messy affair.  That's when the phone rang, and my daughter answered it saying "It's the Minister."  With ketchup all ver my hands I replied "Tell him I can't come to the phone, and I'll call him back."  That's when I heard my darling daughter say "Mommy can't come to the phone right now, she's hitting the bottle."

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