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Anonymous, 3 - Maryland

Gross

I was having a great time playing with my daughter one Sunday afternoon.  At one point she stuck her two fingers out  and with a mischievous grin said "Look at this Dad."  Trying to keep her entertained, I playfullly put her fingers in my mouth pretending to bite them as I said "Daddy's gonna' eat your fingers for lunch."  She just stood there with a shocked look on her face.  When I asked what was wrong, she replied "What happened to my booger?"

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