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Kyla, 6 - California

My daughter and I were at the doctors office when she was about 6.  While waiting in the examination room for the doctor, she picked up the rubber mallet and hit my knee with it. She then hit her knee with it. "What are you doing?" I asked.  In a serious voice she replied "Just checking to see if we have acid reflex disease."
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