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Eythen, 6 - Kansas

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My daughter, Harleigh, asked "Mommy, how do animals get the babies out of their tummies?"  Not ready for the birds and the bees talk, I lied and said "I'm not sure."  Refusing to give up, Harleigh said "Maybe Daddy knows?"  I replied "I am pretty sure Daddy has no idea where babies come from."  Harleigh nodded "I gues that makes sense since Mommies know everything and Daddies work hard."  My son overheard our conversation and decided to defend the male race by saying "I know where they come from... Babies come out of your butt.   Where else could they come out?"

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