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Anonymous, 7 - Georgia


 I was standing outside my house near the edge of the grass smoking a cigarette when I saw my daughter standing at the front door. Suddenly she comes running at me run at me, assuming she's coming to give me a hug I bend over slightly and open my arms wide.  As I reach out to hug my little angel, she puts her hand out and punches me in the crotch, really hard.  As I dropped to my knees in pain and shock, I see my daughter's feet stomping on my cigarette and hear her yelling "Daddy I thought I told you to stop smoking!"

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