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Shaina - Ohio

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Upon leaving my daughter in my husband's care, I warned him about giving her sugar. He said no problem, so I figured it was safe to leave.  Upon returning, I found the two of them chasing each other around with underwear on their heads and immediately sensed something was wrong. Picking Shaina up, I asked if she was high on candy.  Squriming in my arms, she said "No, chocolate milk."
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