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Thomas, 9 - New York

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My nine year-old son was slightly annoyed that I was cleaning the family room while he watched TV.  "I don't understand why you can't just sit down and relax" he commented.  "Well I've got to clean up this mess.  Unfortunatley a messy house can't clean itself" I answered.  After thinking for a moment, he replied "Well, unfortunately for me, the TV can't watch itself either."

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