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JC, 3 - Alabama

School

When my son turned 3, we decided it was time for him to join his sister at our church's daycare.   JC has always been a talker, so when the teacher asked him to tell the class a little about himself, JC, was ready.  He proudly stood up and said "I have a dog named Jasper, I like to
ride in our boat, my sister is in the class across the hall, my daddy owns a business and my mama is a prostitute."   On JC's 2nd day of day care, he added a new phrase to his vocabulary "District Attorney" instead of prosecutor.
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