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Ethan, 3 - Pennsylvania


I ran into the store with Emmitt and Ethan to buy eggs. The trip went great until we had to wait in the checkout line. After ten minutes Emmitt started to fuss and fifteen minutes later he was hysterical. To top it off, I kept having to tell my older son he couldn't have a candy bar.  The lady behind me said "You would think you would have brought the baby's bottle to keep him from crying...he's obviously starving."  I was about to reply when Ethan said "My Emmitt only eats mommy's boobie milk not a bottle.  Bottles are for baby dolls."  Let's just say that Ethan got his candy bar.



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