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Anonymous, 5 - Alberta

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As I'm cleaning up the kitchen, I am greeted by a sobbing 5 year old. I asked, "What on earth could be the matter?" He cried  "Sloanie clipped my fingernails and now i can't pick my nose anym-m-m-m-orrrrrrrrre."
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