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Anonymous, 5 - Virginia


As we were driving in the car and talking about keeping Livie, the baby, safe my son reassured me that he was prepared to do is part with the following description:  "Don't worry mom. If a robber steals the baby, I'll kick him in the penis, grab the baby, run and put her in the house.  Then I'll go back and beat the robber up. I'll probably have to kick him in the penis again though."

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