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Matthew, 10 - Pennsylvania

Gross

Trying to impress me the other day, my son said "I can kill three birds with one stone." Being a typical boy with an interest in video games and taking things apart, I wasn't sure I wanted to know, but still I asked "What do you mean." With the proudest look on his face he replied "Well the other day in the shower I washed my hair, pee'd and brushed my teeth all at the same time."    What more could a Mom ask for?
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