Joey, 5 - Delaware

At the Bakery getting my son's BIRTHDAY CAKE the girl at the counter asked him HOW OLD HE WAS.  My son replied "I'm 18 & an ADULT.  My younger son added, "Yeah and Mommy says HE'S A S-O-B.  I explained that my older son is CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET PERMISSION to do things by reasoning that HE'S AN ADULT  So my response to him is that IF HE'S AN ADULT, HE NEEDS TO GET A J-O-B  (Not a S-O-B)