Cecilia, 1 - Delaware

While checking out at a local pharmacy my DAUGHTER POINTS AT A DISPLAY on the counter and cheerily YELLS "SH*T, SH*T".   I, of course, completely ignore both my child and the look of disgust from the elderly woman behind me.  My son quickly comes to the rescue by chiming in "IF YOU KEEP SAYING SH*T, MOMMY IS GONNA SPANK YOUR ASS"