Joey, 5 - Delaware

Three men came to our door passing out PAMPHLETS with a PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. My younger son points to the picture asking "WHAT IS THIS?".  My older son replies confidently "It's Jesus when he REALLY DIED.  He was KILLED BY ROMANS AND SEA URCHINS. They PUT A BIRD'S NEST (crown of thorns) on his head, POKED HIM and made him get killed on that cross. Yeah, then God OPENED THE GATES OF HEAVEN, TOOK OFF HIS BIRD'S NEST and LET HIM COME IN and LIVE IN THE CLOUDS. (God bless the children, right?)