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My daughter rummaged through my friend's playroom while I visited with her.  Suddenly she appeared TYPING ON A KID COMPUTER AND HOLDING A CELL PHONE to her ear.  She interrupted us abruptly saying “ Excuse me...I'M IN THE BUSINESS, I HAVE TO TAKE A CONFERENCE CALL"

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