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Daughter: I NEED TO CALL A LAWYER

Mom: Why

Daughter: I'm going to SUE THE GROCERY because their PARKING LOT IS TOO BIG and IT'S NOT FAIR FOR THEM TO HAVE ALL THAT SPACE

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