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Dylan - Michigan

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My son was SITTING ON MY LAP  when I asked him about his birthday.  I said "Your BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW are you excited?"  He replied  "He, he, he, I JUST FARTED ON YOU"  (I guess that says it all)

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