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Son: Can I OPEN MY CAR DOOR WHEN WE DRIVE?

Mom: No that's TOO DANGEROUS

Son: Well look at that brown Truck (UPS TRUCK)...He DOESN'T HAVE DOORS and he GETS TO DRIVE

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