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David, 6 - Texas Award Winner

Animals

While walking with 3 boys in tow we saw A MAN WALKING HIS DOG and 10 paces in front of him were a GROUP OF GIRLS. As the girls changed directions, the MAN DECIDED TO HAVE A GOOD STARE at the girls except he didn't see the CURB coming.  His little DOG'S LEASH got caught around his feet and HE WENT DOWN. This in itself was funny but then my oldest son shouted "Hey Mister I'm gonna CALL THE POLICE if you keep TRYING TO KILL YOUR DOG".
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