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Anonymous - Vermont

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I was 8 months pregnant and tried to prepare my son to attend the birth of his sister by reading him books on childbirth for kids.  One morning, while eating raisin bran cereal for breakfast he asked why I liked raisins so much.  I replied "Because the byaby in  my belly likes raisins just like you did." My son responded "No, I didn't.  You just thought I did because when the raisins came down the food hose, I spit them out."


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