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Spencer, 2 - Michigan Award Winner

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While brushing my teeth in the morning my son opened all the bathroom drawers asking "Do you have a squirt gun?"  I told him that "Mommy doesn't keep any loaded squirt guns around."  He smiled opening the last draw and said "Yes you do" as he squirted me with a perfume bottle until I thought I'd choke (I guess I was wrong).
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