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Bethany - Pennsylvania

Birds & Bees

Years ago when my kids were young, our dog had a habit of making noises while going to the bathroom in our dining/family room. One afternoon, when I thought our kids were taking naps, my husband and I decided to engage in "other" activities on the family room sofabed.  Unfortunately I guess we weren't as quiet as we thought because I suddenly heard our daughter running down the hall to her sister's room. I jumped up and got to her room just in time to hear her explain " Jesca, Mommy and Daddy are pooping in the dining room"  (You never know how kids interpret sounds they hear coming from behind closed doors).

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