My brother was playing blocks with my son. He told him, "That block is purple."  My son exclaimed "No, it's blue!" My brother, trying to redeem himself said "Well, that block is yellow."  My son couldn't believe his ears and corrected his uncle once again "Actually it's green...I think you need to go back to nursery school."

Waiter: What would you like to ORDER?

Child: SHRIMP SKIMPY (Scampi)