I was shopping with my son when he turned to me and said "If God is everywhere, why isn't he at Walmart when I tell himI need toys?"  Not knowing how to respond I simply said "I don't know."  So he continued "At church they say God gives us what we need, and I need him to pass my messages onto you."

I recently asked my third grade students "What happens when a boy reaches puberty?" One of my students confidently responded "He says goodbye to boyhood and looks forward to adultery."