My son kept staring at the church crucifix as the preacher delivered his sermon.  Finally he tugged at my sleeve and asked "Is that crucifix really God's phone?" "Of course not" I repleid than edded "Who told you that?  "Brian (the brother) did but he said only to use it in case of emergency."

Last month at our bi-annual visit to the dentist, he asked my son "So, did the Easter Bunny come around your house?" My son exclaimed "No, he came inside."