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Mom: Your friend shoved a CRAYON IN HIS EAR and had it removed by a doctor...I hope you learn a LESSON from that
Daughter: WHAT COLOR was the crayon?
On a test I gave to my fourth grade class, I asked "What process is used to make water safe to drink?" One third grader wrote "Filtration makes water safe because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists from the water."
Son: I'm drawing a PICTURE of you
Mom: But I have 2 EYES NOT 1 EYE AND WHER'ES MY MOUTH?
Son: Oh THAT'S NOT YOUR HEAD...It's your BOOB