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    Isabella, 7 - USA

     

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    Upon hearing me say "I'm claustrophobic," my daughter gasped and said "Mom, you mean you're afraid of Santa Claus?"


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    Brie, 5 - USA

     

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    My friend was telling her husband she wanted a new car.  Her husband told her it was too expensive and they couldn't afford it right now.  Overhearing the conversation, their five year-old piped up "I know what to do, just ask for a car for Christmas.  It's free if Santa brings it."
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    Prek Grade Teacher - USA

     

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    We were making hearts in class for Valentine's Day when one little Pre-K student said "I can't make any Valentines because I celebrate Hannukah.
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    Steven, 4 - USA

     

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    After picking my son up from camp he announced "When I have my birthday, I want to have it at my new friend's house because he doesn't know how to get to my house. Is that allowed in the birthday rules?"
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