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Dave - USA Award Winner

 

Family

My kids were being particularly rowdy while playing. Worried someone was going to get hurt, I yelled at my son "Stop climbing on your sister or you'll get a time out." Without pausing, my son shot back at me "You're not the boss of me... Mom is."


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Michael, 5 - USA Award Winner

 

Life

Dad: Michael I think you have a few screws loose

Son: No Dad, all my screws are tight


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Michael - USA

 

Age

I recently asked my son "Have you ever seen a rotary phone?"  He replied " Sure Dad."  Surprised I asked "Where?"  To my dismay he said "Those things are so ancient, they had one at a museum.  Where else would you see one?"  Boy did I feel old.
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Drew, 8 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

I was talking to my son recently about girls.  He mentioned one girl who he didn't like because she was mean.  I then asked "So you don't like this girl because she hits or kicks you?  Making I scowl like I just don't get it he replies "No Dad, that would be no problem.  I don't like her because she kisses me."
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Tyler, 10 - USA Award Winner

 

Life

I commented to my son recently that "the dog has learned to poop outside, and when he comes back in he gets a treat."  Sceptical, my son replied "He's just working the system."  I replied "Kinda' like my kids."  My son responded "No, actually its more like the democrats."
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