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    1st Grade Teacher - USA

     

    Food

    As I was about to read a story to my class I said, "In this pirate story there's a character called Captain Morgan." My student responds, "My Daddy drinks him and coke." (Captain Morgan Rum)


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    Kelly, 7 - USA

     

    Birds & Bees

    I announced to my first grade class that "I just want the class to know that I'm going to have a baby."  One little girl whose mother was already well along in her pregnancy raised her hand and asked "My daddy put a baby inside my mommy... Did he put one in you, too?"

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