The Sunday school teacher instructed the kids that "The Bible says that when Jesus was twelve, his parents dedicated him to God at church.  That's when he became a man."  One of the six graders raised his hand and added "I get it... they took him to God's house because his voice was changing, his armpits were getting smelly, and he was going to start plubery just like me."

My daughter accidently saw her daddy taking a shower. I didn't think it had much of an effect on her until bedtime when she said her prayers. That night's prayers went something like this, "I want to pray for Daddy because he's sick. I discovered he has a tail like a doggy. God, please heal him."