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Tirilee: What are you doing?
Dad: I'm inflating the tire.
Tirilee: How did it get outflated?
Daughter: Where did I COME FROM?
Dad: Let me tell you about THE FACTS OF LIFE...(I proceed to give a simplified but true version)
Daughter: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Dad: Fine, then you were a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL I purchased as a GOOD DEAL AT K-MART
Daughter: That makes MORE SENSE