Tirilee: What are you doing?

Dad: I'm inflating the tire.

Tirilee: How did it get outflated?

Daughter: Where did I COME FROM?

Dad: Let me tell you about THE FACTS OF LIFE...(I proceed to give a simplified but true version)

Daughter: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

Dad: Fine, then you were a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL I purchased as a GOOD DEAL AT K-MART

Daughter: That makes MORE SENSE