My daughter said, "Look Dad when I put the dog bone on your head, you become a bone head."

Upon observing an ad from a car dealership, my son concluded "Convertible cars should cost less since they don't have roofs."

Last month my daughter and I traveled to Mississsippi to visit my friend. Upon our arrival, my daughter greeted her with "Hello, Mrs. Ippi!" Oops.

I told my son that brunch was a combination of breakfast and lunch. He responded, "Then I want to go to ToBuy, a combination of Toys R Us and Best Buy."

As I put salt on the ice last winter, my daughter said, "Don't forget the pepper!"

I was explaining to my daughter, "We will stop in Boise City soon." She immediately asked, "When do we get to Girlsie City?"