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Molly, 10 - Award Winner

 

School

My daughter Molly finally cleaned out her backpack. Little did I know this would  become such a life threatening exercise in the disposal of toxic waste.  There was one muddy hockey puck, a cracked Fushigi ball, a few unidentifiable food items with possible mold and a tooth (hopefully it's hers).
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KC, 10 -

 

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Martin, 5 -

 

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Anonymous - Award Winner

 

School

My twins recently told me, "We need money to give to the school for the salami." A little confused I asked, "Why is your class buying salami?" They looked at me like I was stupid and explained, "No, we need to give money to the school so they can give it to the people hurt in the Salami."   Finally I got it...they were talking about the Tsunami.
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Izzy, 7 - Award Winner

 

School

My daughter asked me what "homeschooling" meant.  When I finished explaining, she told me to get my pencils and books ready for her twin 3 year old brother and sister.  She went on to explain "Face it, they are going to have to be homeschooled...they would get kicked out of my school or any other school."
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Eythen, 6 - Award Winner

 

School

I asked Eythen this evening if he learned anything new today at school today and without blinking an eye he replied with "Nope, I already knew it all."
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Jessica, 7 - Award Winner

 

School

My neice was spending the night at her Nanna's house. Nanna was having trouble turning on her new computer.  Jessica, who had been using computers in school, pushed the power button and it turned on.  Amazed that she could do that, Nanna asked her how she got so smart. She replied as if the answer was obvious "Oh, please, I'm in the the second grade already." 
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2nd Grade Teacher -

 

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Gabe, 8 - Award Winner

 

School

This is an excerpt from a Sunday School report my son did on Golda Meir, who was a historic if not beautiful Jewish leader.  "Golda Meir was a pioneer, the first female Prime Minister of Israel. I think she was the first female elected because people thought they were voting for a man."
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Jason, 10 -

 

School

One day in a classroom discussion about Christopher Columbus I asked the class, "Why did Christopher Columbus end up in America?"  One of my students, Jason, replied "Because he was a man who didn't want to ask for directions."
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Jonathan, 18 -

 

School

Jonathan: You have to know by now that I'm not the brightest tool in the shed. (Bulb)


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Noah, 6 - Award Winner

 

School

Young Noah has done pretty well with his home school adventure so far. He is a little ahead of his grade level in his work. One day, he looked at me and said, "Mommy, let's not rush too much, because I don't want to have to leave you and go to college too soon."
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KC, 10 - Award Winner

 

School

My daughter's 5th grade class was discussing the qualifications to be a US President - at least 35 years old and a natural born citizen.  One little girl in class became very upset and complained that the "natural born" requirment prevented many capable people from being President.  Upon further questioning, the little girl explained that "It was unfair because a natural born citizen is in no way more qualified to lead the country than one born by c-section."


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Breeanna, 10 - Award Winner

 

School

When saying goodbye to Bree as she left for school this morning I told her to try hard and learn lots. She replied, "You know I can only be as smart as my teacher is.  If they do not know the answer ... then it is out of my hands.
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