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Braylen, 6 - Award Winner

 

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One morning Braylen was rummaging through drawers looking for a Sharpie to draw a new picture. With all the pencils lying around, I said "Why can't you just use a pencil in case you make a mistake?"  Braylen replied, "Everyone else uses pencils, but I take it to the next level."
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Until only a few years ago, my daughter thought we lived at FM 101.5.
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When my son was four he came home from school with a beautiful clay creation. I exclaimed "That is so beautiful, I will use it as our centerpiece."  Clearly upset, my son corrected me saying "Mom, that is not a centerpiece...it is a masterpiece."
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Anonymous, 5 - Award Winner

 

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My five year-old child was riding in the car when he became frustrated trying to make his toy work.  "Oh drats!" he yelled.  Hearing such a funny expression, I commented "That's what Charlie Brown says."  "Who's Charlie Brown?" my son asked.  "He's a little boy who's in a cartoon" I replied.  "Well, the only Charlie I know is Charlie Sheen" my son concluded.
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Anonymous, 2 - Award Winner

 

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When my son was 2, we were driving through a new housing development with homes under construction.  Out of nowhere my son shouts "Mom, look at all those Bobs on that roof."  I was totally confused until I recalled his favorite show - Bob the builder.
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Monica, 10 - Award Winner

 

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Remember when Verizon had their "It's the network" commercials on TV with crowds of service people following the mobile phone user? One day my brother-in-law said out-loud that he was switching his cell phone coverage to Verizon. My niece's eyes got big and she said, "Where are you gonna put all those people?"
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Noah was looking at an art book. He really didn't get the Impressionists. He puzzled over the unusual arrangements in the paintings, and then stated, "I don't get it. I'm only six, and I know people don't have an eyeball in the middle of their head. I can do better than that."
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Dylan, 9 - Award Winner

 

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My son was watching a kid's movie, and during a particularly touching, sad part I heard him whispering to himself, "Stop, man. Hold it in. Hold it in, you can do it."  I looked over and his eyes were welling up with tears.   When he noticed that I was looking at him, he said, "What?! I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating." 
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Anonymous, 7 -

 

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Daughter: What are those?

Mom: My old LP records.

Daughter: Those are the biggest CDs I've ever seen.


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Emma, 9 -

 

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After telling my daughter about the TV show Gilligan's Island, I said she was more Maryann and less Ginger.  So she would understand, I showed her an episode online. After she watched a short clip, I asked which one she would like to be, Maryann or Ginger. Unexpectedly, she replied "Mrs. Howell."
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After hearing the story of the three little pigs and the big bad wolf, my three year-old son asked "Why didn't they just call the Wonder Pets for help?"
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