"What kind of a church is that?" my son asked as we drove by.  I told him it was a Catholic church.  Pausing for a second he said "I never want to go in there... I might catch Catholic's Foot."

When my daugher walked out of her room with a suitcase full of toys I asked her where she was going. She responded,  "I'm running away and heading up north where Jesus lives."

Our six year-old daughter asked my husband "What does resurrection mean?"  My husband explained to her "Resurrection means that Jesus came back to life after death."  With a look of bewilderment she said "like a zombie?"

I was shopping with my son when he turned to me and said "If God is everywhere, why isn't he at Walmart when I tell himI need toys?"  Not knowing how to respond I simply said "I don't know."  So he continued "At church they say God gives us what we need, and I need him to pass my messages onto you."

My son kept staring at the church crucifix as the preacher delivered his sermon.  Finally he tugged at my sleeve and asked "Is that crucifix really God's phone?" "Of course not" I repleid than edded "Who told you that?  "Brian (the brother) did but he said only to use it in case of emergency."

A nun at our church asked a student "What do you think I should give up for lent?"  The student replied "Why don't you give up that costume, Sister."

I asked my two-year-old daughter, "Who would you like to pray for?"  In all seriousness she responded, "Spiderman."

I asked my third grade class the other day, "What would you like to thank God for?" One of my students answered "Bathrooms."

"You're going to clean up the playroom after school," I told my daughter. She responded, "Does Jesus have hands?" When I said yes, she stated, "Then he can do it."