I was quizzing my daughter on animal sounds the other day.  I asked her "What does a kitty say?"  She responded "Meow."  Next I asked "What does a doggy say?"  She replied "Woof."  Lastly, I tried to trick her by asking "And what does a deer say?"  She exclaimed "Pow, pow!"

Our minister asked his students, "Who knows what a Monk is?" One of the students stated, "It's short for Chimpanzee."

Looking at our pet fish, my two year old asked in a serious tone "Eat the goldfiish...yes or no?"  I replied emphatically "No, we don't eat our pets."

Grandma: The dog has a peppermint CANDY CANE STUCK TO HER REAR

Grandaughter: At least it will TASTE GOOD when she LICKS HER BUTT

My mom said to my daughter, "I'm sorry the pigeons flew away, I'll call them back with my cell phone." My daughter replied, " Don't be silly, pigeons cant answer calls. They have no where to carry a cell phone."

At Nordstrom's the other day, I pointed to a coat and said, "That is a fur coat made of rabbit fur." My son replied, "Mom, that's impossible...don't you know rabbits aren't that big."

At dinner, my son asked what veal was, so I told him "Veal is made from baby cows."  He responded "How sad they won't get to grow up to be hamburgers."

My son, Johnnie, once asked my husband, "Dogs don't wipe when they poop?"  My husband told him, "People wipe not dogs."  Shortly after that conversation, I asked "What's that bad smell? Johnnie did you pass gas?"  My son confidently explained, "I went to the bathroom, and if the dog doesn't have to wipe himself neither do I."