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Isabella, 2 - Award Winner

 

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My friend's daughter, Isabella, was at the grocery store with her mom.  As they passed the liquour section, Isabella pointed at the wine bottles and says loudly "Look Mommy, there's your juice." 

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Noah, 6 -

 

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Noah, age 6, says he want to be a "good griller" like his daddy.  However, he went on to say, "I won't let the flames get too high when I'm big enough to do it.  If I do, I'll end up bald like my daddy."
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Dax -

 

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Max, 12 - Award Winner

 

Food

Should I be worried?  The highlight of my son's dinner tonight was drinking water out of a bikini glass.  (Martini Glass).
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Anonymous - Award Winner

 

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I was working on a farm in Washington after I retired. I am really good with kids, so I gave tours of the farm to all the pre-school kids.  I was showing them the chickens and asked: "What do we get from chickens?" One little girl immediately piped up and said "McNuggets."
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Owen, 3 -

 

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We walked into one of the trendier restaurants in town last night with my two sisters and son Owen who is 3.  It was a late friday night, and I think Owen was feeling pretty cool being out on the town. He looked at the hostess upon entering the restaurant, and said "Four for dinner, please."
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Damien -

 

Food

My daughter and I were in the car with my 4 year old Grandson when he started asking for something to eat saying "I want Mixed donuts." So my daughter stopped at a local convenience store while we waited in the car and purchased a few packages of donuts per his request.  When she handed them to my Grandson, he looked at her with dismay and asked, "What is this?", to which she replied, "Your mixed donuts."  Frustrated he yelled "No, mommy I want mixed donuts, you know where we get chicken nuggets."  
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Maggie, 2 - Award Winner

 

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Busy doing 10 things at once, my daughter started WHINING FOR DINNER.  After a few minutes I said "Please CUT ME SOME SLACK."  She looked at me wide-eyed and said with as much conviction"NO YOU CUT ME A SNACK"
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2nd Grade Teacher - Award Winner

 

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I asked my second grade class "What are the four seasons?"  One student raised his hand and answered "Salt, Pepper, Mustard, Ketchup."


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Anonymous, 5 - Award Winner

 

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As I made breakfast, I said to my daughter "Listen to the rice crispies, you can hear the sna crackle and pop sound it makes."  Putting her ear closer to her bowl she said "Could you please shut yours off so I can hear mine."

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Spencer, 3 - Award Winner

 

Food

I was meeting my husband at California Pizza and running late.  So when he called, I asked him to order for us.  After surveying the kids for what they wanted, I received the usual requests - pasta, chips and salsa, ravioli.  All was going well until I received my three year-old's order.  He asked for "A cheese pizza with spots."
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Alexandra, 7 -

 

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Emma, 8 - Award Winner

 

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We were driving when we passed by five police cars in front of a house on our street.  I said to my daughter "Look at all those polics cars near our home."  Unexpectedly, she replied "I guess Dunkin Donuts is empty tonight.


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Dewey, 4 - Award Winner

 

Food

We were all eating dinner, and there was a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch dressing on the table.  I noticed my brother staring at the bottle intently.  Finally he utters "You know one day I'll find the Hidden Valley ranch, and I'll share the secret with everyone I know."

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