Beauty is only skin deep, but how rich you are can last a long time

My friend COMPLIMENTED my daughter on her LARGE VOCABULARY.  She casually replied "AND I HAVE WORDS IN MY HEAD I HAVEN'T EVEN USED YET"

I quizzed my grandson saying "What is the capital of Florida?"  My grandson immediately replied "Capital F.

You can tell if two people are married because they will be yelling at the sames kids.