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Lori, 8 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

My daughter said to me the other day "You and Dad have a lot in common, you both don't want any more kids.
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Glenn, 7 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

Glenn: If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it... It takes too long.
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Regina, 10 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

I"m not rushing into love, 4th grade is hard enough.


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Manuel, 8 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

Manuel: I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something when you're in love... but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.


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4th Grade Teacher, 9 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

When the topic of love came up, one of my fourth grade students commented "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."

 


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Mae, 9 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

Mae: No one is sure why love happens...  I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular.
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Ava, 8 - USA

 

Love

Ava: When falling in love, one of the people in love should know how to write a check. Even if you have tons of love, there's still going to be lots of bills.
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Angie, 10 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

Most men are brainless so you might have to try more than once to fine a live one to marry.
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3rd Grade Teacher - USA Award Winner

 

Love

When discussing the topic of marriage in school, this little boy said, "People in love hold hands so their rings don't fall off...They paid good money for them."


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Jim, 10 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

You should NEVER KISS A GIRL unless you have ENOUGH BUCKS TO BUY HER A RING & HER OWN VCR...'cause she'll WANT VIDEOS OF THE WEDDING
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Carolyn, 8 - USA

 

Love

My MOTHER SAYS TO LOOK FOR A MAN WHO IS KIND...so that's what I'll do I'll FIND SOMEONE WHO'S KINDA TALL & HANDSOME
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Gina, 8 - USA

 

Love

In the OLDEN DAYS they didn't have ELECTRIC HEAT, FIREPLACES OR STOVES in their houses...So KISSING WAS CREATED since it makes you feel WARM ALL OVER
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Cam, 10 - USA Award Winner

 

Love

Twenty-three is the best age to get married because you know the person forever by then.


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Craig, 9 - USA

 

Love

If I was on a 1st DATE that WENT SOUR...I'd run home and PLAY DEAD.  The next day I'd call all the NEWSPAPERS and make sure they WROTE ABOUT ME IN ALL THE DEAD COLUMNS.
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