The elderly gentelman next door had recently lost is wife.  Upon seeing the man on his porch crying, the 4 year old neighbor boy went into the older man's yard, crawled into his lap and just sat there.  When his mom asked himwhat he said to the older gentleman, the little boy replied "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

We drove from Florida to Utah which was a very long trip.  We finally made it to Dinosaur National Monument which my son had been waiting to see.  A few minutes into the tour, my son put his hands on his hips and scolded me "It took you so long to get here that now all the dinosaurs are dead."

My son, husband, and myself were driving to dinner one evening when I looked back at our son and then commented to my husband (as any prejudiced mother would ) "He's going to be a lady killer someday."   After about five minutes of silence, my young son suddently spoke up rather sternly and said "I'm not gonna kill ladies when I grow up."

"Mom, I love you so much...  When you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."