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Son: If Grandma is WATCHING ME today, is CHUCKIE THE SCARY DOLL going to be there?
Mom: NO
Son: Your LYING
Mom: Mommy DOESN'T FIB
Son: YES YOU DO...AND YOU CHEAT AT CANDYLAND TOO
Dad: Son can you go GET ME A RULER?
Son: Here's MOM, SHE KNOWS HOW TO RULE
I took my Grandson to our cabin one weekend. In the evening, he become upset because he began noticing lots of mosquitoes. I tried to make him feel better by telling him "If we turn the lights off and stay in the cabin we won't attract the mosquitoes. It seemed to work for a few minutes until my Grandson screamed "It's no use...now the they're coming after us with flash lights." (Fireflies)
I asked my class "Do you know what a Hobo is?" One little boy immediately responded "I know I know...it's someone who doesn't have cable."