On a quiz, the teacher asked, "What is a fibula?" A second grader answered, "A small lie."

One of my preschooler's asked me, "Where are your miffins?"  "My miffins?" I inquired.  "Yeah miffins, you know they look like glubs?"

After I picked my son up from school I asked, "What did you learn in class today?" He said, "I dont know... Spanish maybe?"

I send my son to a very expensive private school hoping he'll get a wonderful education.  So when I asked him the other day"What do you like most about school?" I was not pleased to hear him respond "When the bell rings, and I leave."

As my kindergarteners entered a computer lab with headphones, one exclaimed, "Look, we get to wear earmuffs!"

Yesterday I asked my son, "How is reading going at school?"  He said, "I couldn't think because my brain wasn't working.  It just went out of my head and plopped on the table. I left it at school because it wasn't working.  Don't worry, though, I learned my letters from my DVD, not my brain."

I recently asked my kindergarten class "If you could write a letter to a very important person, who would it be?" One of my students chimed in, "I'd write a letter to GI Joe asking how I can meet Barbie."

My son and I had the following conversation, "How did you do on your spelling test at school?" He told me, "I got a C." A little concerned I said, "C, that's not good."  He explained to me, "Well it can't be that bad, it comes after B."

I think my daughter learned just a bit too much at school because this morning she yelled "Excuse me, Mommy.   I am talking and when I am talking your lips should be closed."